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Some Corny Jokes

26 April 2005, 6 pm | Poser

Here are some corny pope jokes. To see the answers, use your computer mouse to highlight the area between the arrows.

What does the Pontiff have for breakfast?
    >> Pope-tarts <<

What is the Pontiff’s favorite spice?
    >> Pope-rika <<

What is the Pontiff’s favorite air freshener?
    >> Pope-pourri <<

What do you call the photographers who hound the Pontiff?
    >> Pope-arazzi <<

Sorry. I told you they were corny.

Comments

  1. Pretty corny, but they made me smile!

    ∼ πλ · 26 April 2005, 9 pm · by emily ¬

  2. Recently used the C.S. Lewis quote to speak to both youth at a Detention Center and men at a Rescue Mission. It preaches well. As far as your jokes, maybe what you’re feeding us is just a handful of “Pope-corn”…..

    ∼ πλ · 27 April 2005, 9 am · by Jim ¬

  3. :-)

    ∼ πλ · 27 April 2005, 9 am · by Deb ¬

  4. Thanks Jim. I’m going to add that one. :-)

    ∼ πλ · 27 April 2005, 9 am · by Mark ¬

  5. TO pinch someone else’s joke

    pope-a-ratzi

    ∼ πλ · 29 April 2005, 1 pm · by berenike ¬

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